And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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