I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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