Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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