If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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