Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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