you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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