are you still at the devil's house?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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