So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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