If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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