Where did you get a picture of my penis
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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