Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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