its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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