I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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