Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
home. puking in laundry basket.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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