Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
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