So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
birth control should be required to get into college
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
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