he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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