I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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