You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
