Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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