You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
lol hangovers are for mortals.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
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