I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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