just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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