So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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