love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
