let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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