The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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