His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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