Its about making memories worth repressing
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
