David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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