i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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