she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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