Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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