After last night, I could never be a politician.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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