It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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