but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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