PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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