have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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