Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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