i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
We have so much sex to catch up on
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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