its not stalking. its research.
they need to just BURY HIM!
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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