This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Just high enough for therapy.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
