TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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