Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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