i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
did you just send me my own nude
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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