Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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