you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
it's great music for shaving your balls
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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