Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
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