I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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