i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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